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Something
broke.
A Bugge doth crawl
B'neath the floor,
Thru twisted veins
Of earthen ore and ire.
Its pincers wrought
From thoughts untold,
Blank mechanism
Seizes hold:
Voracious jaws of taught
And
sculpted wire
▓▒░
Your IP is
34.229.63.28
Please sit in a well-lit room away from screen.
1991 Nov.
Man in Royal Oak, MI, US, "Go Postal", as part of a now-recognized pattern.
1993 Oct.
Close by, bEN is come to be.
1999 Dec.
He stay up late and wait for the Y2K bug.
2000 Jan.
There did not seem to be the bug.
2001 Sept.
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2008 Aug.
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2014 Sept.
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2015 Jun.
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2017 Jun.
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2020 Apr.
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Downlink: kbps
Artist and web developer living in Chattanooga, TN, US.
I like synths (let me sample you‽), hiking, experimental comics, and cats.
I DON'T OWN ANYTHING !!
Hiders Out
2022– webcomic
The exploits of various patterned men.
Shapes in Real Time
2018– music
A computer band and cereal brand.
Occlusion Cull
2020. webpage
Basement-dweller prose.
Synthetic West #0
2019. comic
Printed as a 3-color risograph and distributed at Chattanooga Zine Fest.
Windows can now be resized.
Improved motion reduction for users with such preferences.
Updated the main font.
Fleshed out bio.
Mp3 player: added track "fernando_o_fern".
Tweaked some dimensions and animations in the Devlog for a better visual experience across viewport sizes.
Mp3 player: added track "bluttered_numbling".
The site will now respect your OS's setting for reduced animation/motion.
Closing a window no longer resets its scale.
Various bugs destroyed.
Updated bio.
Mp3 player: added track "little_rain".
Eliminated some instances of layout shift.
Mp3 player: added track "os_club".
Fixed a bug.
Network and UI performance optimizations.
Updated bio.
Mp3 player: added track "bw_comm".
Changed some things from before.
Subtle layout enhancements.
Improved the loading screen logic for slower connections.
Added another object to the "desktop".
Made a bug say "uncle".
Windows can now be moved around in 2D space, like how you'd expect.
Updated bio.
Used a certain font more, to denote danger and/or secrecy.
Stepped on a bug.
Non-JS users will now see the boot sequence (and have ample time to read it).
Projects: added Hiders Out #21.
Added the boot sequence.
Mp3 player: added track "yoki_sinEdition".
Changed the speeds at which windows appear.
Most windows can now be closed, rescaled, and/or scrolled from their respective controls.
Added "reset" button to revert window configuration.
Improved the writing in some areas.
Altered the lite mode color scheme.
I am aware there are bugs.
Enhanced a secret area.
Eliminated some instances of jank.
Removed things.
Sneaky enhancements.
Refactored polarity shifts, seemingly to more closely resemble the weather.
Bug fix: eliminated (most instances of) white flash in the evening and simplified dark mode code.
Polarity: rebuilt dark mode. It now uses pre-rendered assets to improve overall performance. Also, a specific dark color palette has been defined, as opposed to the simple inversions of yore.
The name of the bug representing each version is now also present in the interface, instead of just the code.
Various UI enhancements.
Colors are now more consistent across polarities.
Memento mori: added donor organs to bio.
Cleaned up some code.
Mp3 player: added track "treachery explainer".
Absolutely annhiliated a bug.
Added epilepsy warning.
You can't go any further back
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